Saturday 13 April 2013

Ameer Ban Ne Ki Kitaab


Santa Ne Apni Bevkoofiyo Ki Vajah Se Sara Paisa Ujaad Diya Thha
Ab Bechare Ke Pass Pese Nahi Bache Thhe Aur Vo Koi Jugad Soch Raha Tha Ki Kahi Se Paisi Mil Jaye
Ese Hi Raste Mein Jate Hue Use Ek Baba Mila, Usne Apni Samsya Baba Ko Batayi
Baba Bola: “Meri Teri Samsya Hal Kar Sakta Hun
Santa Khush Hoke: “Achha?
Baba: “Haan, Mere Pass Ek Kitab Hai Uske Ander Ameer Hone Ke Tarike Likhe Hai, Jis Se Tum 5 Dino Mein Ameer Ban Jaoge
Santa: “Baba Mujhe Vo Kitab Dijiye Na
Baba: “Bachha Us Kitab Ki Keemat 5000 Rs Hai
Ab Bechare Santa Ke Pass Paisi Nahi Thhe Fir Bhi Usne Baba Ko Kaha
Santa: “Baba Aap 10 Minutes Rukiye Mein Abhi Paisi Leke Aata Hun
Santa Ne Apne Sare Dosto Ko Bola Aur Kisi Tarha Se Paisi Ikathe Kiye Aur Baba Ke Pass Aa Gaya
Santa: “Lo Baba, Main 5000 Rs Le Aaya Hun
Baba: “Beta Le Kitab, Par Meri Ek Sharat Hai Is Kitab Ka Akhiri Page Puri Kitab Pade Bina Nahi Kholna
Santa Hairani Se: “Kyu Baba?
Baba: “Bachha Bola Na, Agar Tune Pahle Page Khol Liya To Teri Gaand Fatt Jayegi
Santa Ne Kaha Chalo Thik Hai Nahi Kholta.
Ghar Aake Usne Kitab Padni Shuru Kar Di.
Par Jaisi Ki Aap Jaante Hai Ki Santa Ki Gaand Mein Khujli Hai, Usne Thodi Si Kitab Padne Ke Baad Socha Ki Akhiri Page Khol Hi Leta Hun
Aur Esa Sochte Hue Usne Akhiri Ka Page Khol Liya
Aur Dosto Santa Ki Gaand Vakiye Mein Fatt Gayi
Kyunki…..
Us Kitab Ka Keemat 15 Rs Thhi..
To Ye Thha Ameer Ban Ne Ka Tarika, Par Santa Ka Nahi Baba Ka

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