Inspector Ki Gaand Kyu Maari?

"Hamare Pyare Khan Sahab Ne Ek Inspector Ki Gaand Mar Li, Aayiye Pade Ki Adalat Main Khan Sahab Ne Kya Wajah Pesh Ki Uski Gand Marne Ki."

Khan Adalat Mein Apne Case Ki Sunvai Par Aata Hai, Judge Khaan Se Puchta Hai,

Judge: “Khan, Tumne Inspector Ki Gaand Kyu Maari?”

Khan Khush Hote Hue: “Judge Sahab, Inspector Ne Hum Ko Hukum Diya Thha Ke Hathiyaar Daal Do Humne Daal Diya“