Paise Ki Deewani Har Ladki

Pappu Ke College Mein Ek Badi Hi Sunder Ladki Aayi, Use Dekh Ke Pappu Ki Laar Gutne Tak Pahunch Gayi.

Ab Vo Ye Jugaad Karne Mein Lag Gaya Ki Isko Kaisi Chodu.

Ab Har Koi Janta Hai Ki Paisa Bado Bado Ki Kamjori Hai.

Ek Din Papu Ladki Ko Bola: “Agar Tum Mujhe Apne Ek Boob Pe Bite (Chakki) Marne Do To Tumhe 1 Lac Rs Dunga”

Ladki Ne Kuch Socha Aur Tyar Ho Gayi.

Pappu Le Gaya Hotel Aur Uske Kapde Utar Ke Usko Chodna Aur Boobs Ko Chooma Chatna Shuru Kar Diya

Ladki Kuch Der Bad Tang Aa Kar Boli: “Tum Boobs Pe Bite Kyu Nahi Kar Rahe?”

Pappu: “Na Ji Na Vo Bahut Mahnga Hai, Itni Meri Aukat Kahan“

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Sex Party Pe Jarur Jaana Chahiye

"Apne Dosto Se Majak Kaise Kiya Jaye, Aisa Hi Is Joke Mein Bataya Gaya Hai, Jise Sun Ke Pahle Aapka Dost Khush Hoga Aur Bad Mein Apne Baal Nochega."

Ek Dost Dusre Dost Se: “Aaj Raat Mein Apne Ghar Mein Sex-Party Rakh Raha Hun. Tum Aaoge?”

Dusra (Khush Hote Hue): “Haan-Haan, Kon-Kon Aa Raha Hai?”

Pehla: “Bas Teen Log – Main Tum Aur Tumhari Biwi“

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Mard Ke Sukhi Jeevan Ke 5 Secrets

Baba Sexidas Ji Ke Purushon Ke Sukhi Jivan Ke Liye Paanch Sutar:

Aapke Paas Aisi Istri Ho – Jo Ghar Ka Kaam Kare, Khana Banaye Aur Kapde Dhoye.

Aapke Paas Aisi Istri Ho – Jo Aapko Hansaye Aur Khush Rakhe.

Aapke Paas Aisi Istri Ho – Jis Par Aap Vishvaas Kar Sake Aur Jo Apse Jhooth Na Bole.

Aapke Paas Aisi Istri Ho Jo – Aapko Pyar Kare Aur Sex Mein Har Tarha Ke Aanand Ka Anubhav Karaye.

Akhiri Aur Sabse Mehtavpurn Baat – Uprokt Charo Istriya Ek-Dusre Se Katai Parichit Na Ho.

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Swapandosh Ka Side Effect

Ek Kuwari Ladki Ko Bachha Ho Gaya.

Premi: “Ye Kaise Ho Gaya?”

Premika Pyar Se: “Jaanu, Jis Raat Tumhe Swapan Dosh Hua Tha To Mere Bluetooth On Tha“

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Zordar Sex Callgirl Ka

Santa Call Girl Ke Pass Jata Hai Aur Puchta Hai.

Santa: “Tera Kya Rate Chal Raha Hai?”

Call Girl: “500 Mein Normal Sex, 800 Mein Zordaar Thukayi”

Santa: “Agar Main 1000 Du To?”

Call Girl: “Phir To Bas Tu Apni Pagdi Pakad Ke Rakhna, Baaki Ka Kaam Mera“

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Inspector Ki Gaand Kyu Maari?

"Hamare Pyare Khan Sahab Ne Ek Inspector Ki Gaand Mar Li, Aayiye Pade Ki Adalat Main Khan Sahab Ne Kya Wajah Pesh Ki Uski Gand Marne Ki."

Khan Adalat Mein Apne Case Ki Sunvai Par Aata Hai, Judge Khaan Se Puchta Hai,

Judge: “Khan, Tumne Inspector Ki Gaand Kyu Maari?”

Khan Khush Hote Hue: “Judge Sahab, Inspector Ne Hum Ko Hukum Diya Thha Ke Hathiyaar Daal Do Humne Daal Diya“

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Lalu Ji Bhi Bade Kamal Ke Aadmi Hai

"Rakhi Sawant Aur Lalu Ji Se To Aap Sabhi Vakif Hai, Dono Hi Apni Apni Jagha Ki Mahan Hastiya Hai, Aaye Pade Ki Jab Ye Dono Hastiya Mili To Kya Hua?"

Rakhi Sawant Ek Din Bihar Ke Tour Par Gayi Aur Lalu Ji Ki Shaksiyat Se Kafi Impress Hokar Unko Apne Saath Apne Ghar Le Aayi

Kamre Mein Le Jakar Jo Do Kapde Pehne The Wo Utar Kar Nangi Ho Ke Boli.

Rakhi Sawant: “Muje Bandh Do Aur Wo Karo Jo Bihari Sabse Acha Karte Hai”

Bas Ye Sun Na Tha Ki Lalu Ji Ne Kurta Utara Aur

Katora Liya Or Doodh Nikalna Shuru Kar Diya.

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Ladkiya Kaisi Chudti Hai?

"Ladkiya Kaisi Chodi Jati Hai Aur Chodne Ke Baad Kya Hota Hai, Pade Is Choti Si Shayari Mein"

Chodi Jaati Hain Ladkiyan…

Salwaar Utarne Ke Baad…

Waah Waah Waaaaaah

Aage…

Ab Aage Kya?
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Wapas Pehen Leti Hai Chud Jaane Ke Baad.

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Pahle Sex Ke Bad Ladkiya Kyu Roti Hai?

"Ladki Ne Pahli Bar Sex Kiya Aur Fir Rone Lag Gayi, Par Kyu? Jan Ne Ke Liye Pade Ye Joke."

Pehli Bar Sex Karne Ke Baad Ladki Dar Se Kabhi Apni Chut Ko Aur Kabhi Ladke Ko Lund Ko Dekh Kar Rone Lagi.

Ladka Bada Hairan Hua Aur Usne Puchha: “Kya Hua?”

Ladki: “Jab Andar Gaya To 6 Inch Ka Tha Bahar Aaya To Teen 3 Inch Ka Ho Gaya, Baki Kahan Hai?“

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Sex Ke Code Words

"Aajkal Ke Pati-Patni Apne Bachho Ke Samne Sex Ki Baat Na Karke Code Words Mein Baat Karte Hai, Pade Ek Aisa Hi Kissa Sex Ke Code Words Ka."

Pati Ka Sex Karne Ko Bahut Man Kar Raha Tha, Wo Apne Bete Se Bola.

Baap: “Beta Chintu, Apni Mummy Ko Bolo Ki Gandhiji Dandi March Karna Chahte Hai”

Patni Ka Jawab Lekar Beta Aya Aur Bola.

Beta: “Papa Mummy Ne Bola Hai Ki, Aap Aaj Dandi March Nahi Kar Sakte, Lal Bahadur Aaye Hue Hai“

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Budhe Ka Stamina, Tauba Tauba

Sattar (70) Saal Ka Budda Apne Doctor Dost Se Bola.

Budda: “Main Aaj Bhi Sex Karne Mein 1 Ghanta, 40 Minute, 15 Second Lagata Hoon”

Doctor Hairaan Ho Kar Bola: “Kaise ?”

Budda Bola: “40 Minute Khada Karne Mein, 15 Second Dhakka Marne Ko Aur 1 Ghanta Sex Ke Baad Hosh Main Aane Ko“

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Bade Lundwale Pe Shayari

Kal Chodne Ki Raat Thi. Sub Ne Kiya Apna Khada,

Kuch Ne Kaha Mera Bada, Kuch Ne Kaha Uska Bada,

Hum Bhi Wahaan Mojood Thhe Hum Chup Rahe Bas Hans Diye,

“Jab Hum Ne Kiya Apna Khada Sub Ne Kaha Itna-Bada Itna-Bada“

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Esa Mere Mein Kya Khas Hai?

Santa Ek Din Bada Khush Sa Hoke Ghar Aya Aur Apne Baap Ko Bola.

Santa: “Daddy Daddy, Mera Lund Class Mein Sabse Bada Hai, Esa Mere Mein Kya Khas Hai?”

Santa Ka Baap Gusse Se Bola.

Daddy: “Bhonsdi Ke, Kyunki Tu 18 Saal Ka Ho Gaya Hai Aur Abhi Bhi 5th Class Mein Hai“

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Bhalai Karne Ka Zamana Ab Kidhar Raha

Ek Pathan Dukan Se Bahar Nikla To Dekha Ek Kutta – Kutti Sex Karne Ki Koshish Kar Rahe Thhe,

Lekin Kutta Kadh (Height) Ka Chota Thha Jiss Ki Wajah Se ‘Jagah’ Tak Pahunch Nahi Paa Raha Thha,

Pathan Ne Usski Madad Ki Or Kutte Ko Kutti Par Pahunchaya,

Dusre Din Pathan Waha Se Guzra To Kutta Pathan Ke Piche Piche Jane Laga,

Pathan Jahan Jaye Kuta Usske Piche Piche Vahi Chala Jaye,

Logon Ne Poocha: “Pathan, Ye Aapke Piche Kyu Ghoom Raha Hai”

Pathan Ne Kaha: “Mene Kal Iss Ke Saath Bhalai Ki Or Yeh Kamina Mujhe Dalla Samajh Raha Hai“

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Kuch Seekho Baba Ki Baat Se

Ek Aadmi Ke Nau (9) Bachhe Thhe Wo Ghar Mein Bahut Shor Macha Rahe Thhe.

Baba Sexidas Dande Se Tak Tak Karte Hue Wahaan Se Ja Rahe The.

Tak Tak Ki Aawaz Sunkar Aadmi Ne Baba Se Kaha.

Aadmi: “Are Baba, Dande Pe Ruber Lagava Lo To Tak Tak Ki Aawaz Nahi Aayegi”

Baba Sexidas Muskurate Hue: “Beta, Tune Bhi Agar Apne Lund Pe Rubber Lagaya Hota To Aaj Tere Ghar Se Bhi Itni Aawaz Nahi Aati

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Be-zuban Pe Zulam Kyu Karte Ho

Chor Ne Dudhwale Ko Nanga Kar Ke Ped Se Bandh Diya Or Bhains Chura Kar Le Gaya.

Subah Logo Ne Dudhwale Ko Khola To Ussne Bhains Ke Bachhade Ko Khub Mara.

Logo Ne Puchha: “Arrey, Iss Be-zuban Ko Kyo Marte Ho?”

Dudhwala Gusse Se: “Yeh Madarchod Chaar Mahine Ka Ho Gaya Par Gandu Ko ‘Boobs’ Aur ‘Lund’ Mein Fark Nahi Malum, Sari Raat Mera Lund Chus Chus Ke Uska Kabada Kar Diya“

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Difference Between U, A, X & XXX Films

What Is The Difference Between U, A, X & XXX Films:

U: Hero Gets The Heroine.

A: Villain Gets The Heroine.

X: All Actors Get The Heroine.

Xxx: Entire Unit Gets The Heroine.

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Ye To Sach Mein Pahle Kabhi Nahi Dekha

Ek Baar Santa Ne Apni Wife Se Dhaage Waale Karele Banwaye.

Raat Mein Light Chali Gayi Aur Santa Karele Ke Dhaage Bhi Kha Gaya.

Jab Usse Subah Tatti Aayi Toh Tatti Mein Dhage Dhekhkar Gabra Kar Bola,

Santa: “O Behnchod Gand Fatti Hui To Bahut Baar Suni Hai Par Udhadte Hue Pehli Baar Dekh Raha Hoon“

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Saat Dosto Ki Suhagrat Ka Kissa

Saat Doston Ki Suhagraat Ke Agle Din, Vo Apni Apni Wife Ke Bare Mein Baatein Share Kar Rahe Thhe

1st Bola: “Meri Biwi To 1110, Jese Marzi Usse Karo”

2nd Bola: “Meri Biwi 3310 Nikli, 36 Saal Ka Purana Model”

3rd Bola: “Meri Biwi N95, Zara Pyar Se Chalana Padta Hai”

4th Bola: “Meri Biwi To Blackberry Hai, Got Everything But Complicated”

5th Bola: “Meri Biwi Double Sim Hai Kabhi Aage Dalo Kabi Peechey”

6th Bola: “Meri Biwi Saali China Ka Mobile Nikli, Pehli Raat Main Choot Phat Gayi”

7th Bechara Rote Hue Bola: “Oye Yaro Main To Lut Gaya, Barbaad Ho Gaya Mera Set Khula Hua Nikla“

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Haye Re Pappu Tune Ye Kya Kiya

Tina Naam Ki Ladki Apni Familly Ke Saath Rahne Pappu Ko Pados Mein Aayi

Ek Din Tina Apni Maa Ke Paas Aayi Aur Jor-Jor Se Rone Lagi.

Maa Ne Puchha: “Kya Hua Hai Beti Ro Kyu Rahi Ho?”

Tina Rote Hue: “Mummy, Pappu Ne Meri Choot Faad Di”

Maa Gusse Se: “Kyun?”

Tina: “Mene Us Se Pucha Ki Tumhare Mummy – Papa Kya Karte Hain. Wo Land Daal Ke Bola Ye Karte Hain“

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Bechara Nadan Pati

Ek Gaanv Ke Shareef Ladke Ki Shaadi Shehar Ki Sexy Ladki Ke Saath Ho Jaati Hai.

Suhagraat Ko Jab Pati Sone Laga To Patni Ne Kaha.

Patni: “Aaj Hamari Suhagraat Hai Kuch Karoge Nahi?”

Pati Hairan Hote Hue: “Kya Karna Hai?”

Patni: “Jo Karna Chahiye”

Pati: “Mujhe Nahi Pata”

Patni Ka Sex Karne Ka Bahot Man Ho Raha Tha To Usne Pati Ko Kaha.

Patni: “Agar Tumhe Nahi Pata To Jese Mein Karungi Vese Karte Jana”

Patni Ne Apne Sare Kapde Utaar Diye To Pati Ne Bhi Utaar Diye.

Patni Bed Pe Taange Upar Kar Ke Late Gayi To Pati Bhi Aise Hi Late Gaya

Patni Gusse Se: “Behan Ke Lode Chootiye Aisa Kar Bahar Se Do Admi Le Aa Ek Teri Le Lega Aur Ek Meri“

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Pati Ka Khayal Rakhne Wali Biwi

Ek Baar Mina Ki Saheli Us se Sex Ke Baare Mein Kuch Jankaari Le Rahi Thi To Uski Saheli Puchti Hai

Saheli: “Kya Tum Sex Karte Waqt Apne Pati Se Baat Karti Ho?”

Mina: “Agar Unka Phone Aa Jaye To Kar Hi Leti Hoon, Aakhir Pati Hai Wo Mere“

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Ek Dum Fresh & Taaza Choot

Santa Apni Shaadi Ke Teen Din Pehle Call Girl Ke Paas Sex Ke Liye Jata Hai.

Call Girl Ko Itna Maja Aa Raha Tha Ke Usne Uske Land Pe Chaki (Bite) Kaat Li,

Santa Doctor Ke Paas Gaya, Doctor Ne Uske Land Per Patti Bandh Ke Tape Lagai Aur Use Achi Tarah Pack Kar Diya.

Jab Teen Din Baad Santa Ki Shaadi Hui To Wo Apni Patni Ke Saath Suhaag Raat Banane Laga. Uski Patni Ne Kaha.

Patni: “Lo Ji Sonyo, Pesh Hai Ek Dam Fresh & Unused Choot”

Santa Ka Dimag Bhi Kam Kiya Aur Vo Bola

Santa: “Tu Fresh Ki Baat Kar Rahi Hai, Idhar Hamne To Aaj Tak Lode Ki Packing Bhi Nahi Kholi“

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What is The Problem?

A Divorce Case Come In Court.

Wife: “I Need Divorce Because My Husband Is Not Active in Sex”

Judge: “Mam, But Your Husband Is A Kabbadi Champion”

Wife: “Thats The Problem, He Touches Me And Runs Away“

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Akhir Log Sex Kyu Nahi Kar Paate?

Banta Apne Dost Santa Se Sex Ke Baare Mein Baat Karte Hue Bola.

Banta: “Jagha Na Milne Ki Wajah Se Log Sex Nahi Kar Pate”

Santa: “Haan Ek Baar Mere Sath Bhi Aisa Hi Hua Tha”

Banta: “Phir?”

Santa: “Phir Kya Ladki Ne Bataya Ki Jagha Tango Ke Beech Mein Hai“

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Sachha Hindustani, Rikshaw Wala

Ek Baar Ek Pakistani Delhi Mein Gumne Aaya,

Usne Ek Auto Kiya Aur Ghumne Lag Gaya, Lal Kile Ke Aage Se Auto Ja Raha Thha To Pakistani Ne Majak Majak Mein Auto Wale Se Kaha.

Pakistani: “Mere Abba 1947 Ke Batware Ke Waqt Apna Lund Delhi Mein Bhul Gaye The, Kya Tum Bata Sakte Ho Wo Kaha Rakha Hai?”

Auto Wala: “Samne Laal Kila Dekh Rahe Ho Na Us Mein Ek Lundon Se Bhara Tokra Rakha Hai, Use Apne Sath Pakistan Le Jao”

Pakistani Hairani Se Bola: “Lekin Main Us Tokre Ka Kya Karunga?”

Auto Wala: “Jo Lund Tumhari Maa Ki Choot Mein Fit Beith Jaye Use Rakh Lena, Baki Apne Yaaro Dosto Mein Baant Dena Taki Aur Koi Pakistani Teri Tarha Apni Maa Chudane India Na Aaye“

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Ladkiya Kaisi Hoti Hai?

16-25 Saal Ki Ladki – Football Ki Tarah Hoti Hai: “1 Ke Peeche 22 Log”

26-35 Saal Ki Ladki – Cricket Ball Ki Tarah Hoti Hai: “1 Ke Haath Aati Hai Baki Sab Tali Bajate Hai”

36-45 Saal Ki Ladki – Tennis Ball Ki Tarah Hoti Hai: “Ek Kehta Hai Tu Rakh Aur Dusra Kehta Hai Tu Rakh”

45 Saal Ke Baad – Golf Ball Ki Tarah Hoti Hai: “Jitni Dur Jaye Acchi Lagti Hai“

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Bra Aur Baniyan Mein Kya Fark Hai?

Question: “Bra Aur Baniyan Mein Kya Fark Hai?”

Answer: “Bra Mein Kapda Kum Lagta Hai Aur Maal Jyada Aata Hai Aur Baniyan Mein Kapada Jyada Lagata Hai Aur Maal Kum Aata Hai.”

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Pahle Sex Ka Pahla Maza

Golu Apne Daddy Ko Khushi Khushi Bolta Hai.

Golu: “Daddy Daddy Maine Pehli Baar Sex Kiya”

Daddy: “Very Good Beta, Koi Sawaal Ho To Puchh?”

Golu: “Ek Sawaal Hai Daddy, Meri Ye Gaand Kitne Din Dukhegi“

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Itna Asaan Kaha Hai Hind Pe Kabza Karna

Benazir Bhutto Kisi Topic Pe Baat Karne India Aayi Hui Thhi.

Baatchit Karne Ke Baad Atal Bihari Vajpayi Aur Benazir Bhutto Ka Sex Karne Ka Mood Ban Jaata Hai Aur Vo Ek Hotal Ke Room Mein Chale Jaate Hai.

Jab Vajpayi Ji Ka Lund Benazir Ki Choot Main Chala Gaya To Benazir Boli,

Benazir Bhutto: “Atal Ji, Aaj To Pakistan Ne Pura Hindustan Kabze Mein Le Liya”

Vajpayi Ji Bhi Apne Sayane Thhe, Bole: “Ajji, Abhi Kaha Benazir Ji, Andeman Aur Nikobaar To Bahar Hi Hai“

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Difference Between Stamina And Energy

Difference Between Stamina And Energy:

Energy – “Khade Lund Par Gile Towel Ko Tangna”

Stamina – “Towel Ke Sukhne Tak Lund Ko Khada Rakhna“

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Pappu Ki To Gaand Hi Faad Dali Ladki Ne

Sex Karne Ke Baad Pappu Bade Shan Se Apni Girlfriend Ko Bola

Pappu: “Janeman Abb Aapko Wo Hoga Jise Duniya Bachcha Kehti Hai”

Ladki Huste Hue: “Hahaha Sale, Abb Tujhe Bhi Wo Hoga Jise Duniya Aids Kehti Hai”

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Gabrao Mat Dosto Apna Pappu Safe Hai, Usko Kuch Nahi Hone Wala. Dono Majak Kar Rahe Thhe.

Vese Ye Ek Sachhi Baat Hai Jo Mere Ek Dost Ne Mujhe Batayi Thi, Jab Usne Apni Girlfriend Ki Gaand Fadni Ki Sochi Thi Par Ladki Ne Usi Ki Faad Di Thhi.

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Jawab Do Is Sawal Ka

Ek Raja Apne Ghode Pe Shikaar Par Gaya, Ussne Waha Ek Hirni Dekhi.

Hirni Ka Naam Teri Tha, Ussne Teri Pe Goli Mari.

Teri Tadapne Lagi, Raja Usske Pass Gaya.

Lekin Teri Ghode Ke Pero Ke Niche Aa Gayi Aur Mar Gayi?

Abb Sawal Yeh Hai Ki Teri Kisne Mari Raja Ne Ya Ghode Ne.

Jawab Dena Jaruri Hai Agar Koi Jawab Na Diya To Dono Ne Teri Mari.

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Car Ke Piche ‘L’ Kyu Likha Hota Hai?

Santa Ka Beta Pappu Usse Puchta Hai.

Pappu: “Papa Ye Car Ke Peeche ‘L‘ Likhne Ka Matlab Kya Hota Hai?”

Santa: “Beta ‘L’ Ka Matlab Hai Ki, Driver Ko Driving Ke Baare Mein ‘Lund‘ Bhi Nahi Pata“

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Hamare Sath Dokha Hua Hai?

Mina Ki Saheli Tina Usse Kehti Hai.

Tina: “Yaar Ladkiyon Ko Hamesha Nazar Lag Jati Hai Par Ladko Ko Kisi Ki Buri Nazar Nahi Lagti”

Mina: “Aisa Kyun?”

Tina:  “Bhagwan Ne Hamein Aisa Hi Paida Kiya Aur Ladkon Ko Nimboo Mirchi Baandh Ke Paida Kiya“

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Ek Dukh Bhari Kahani, Do Bahno Ki

Ek Dukh Bhari Kahani Aapke Sath Share Kar Raha Hun, Dhayan Se Padna

Do Bahne Thhi

Badi Ke Pati Ka Lund Chhota Tha, Aur Chhoti Ke Pati Ka Bada,

Chhoti Behan Tadap-Tadap Ke Marr Gayi, Aur Badi Taras-Taras Ke.

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Condom Kyu Nahi Lagaya

Santa Wife Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Thha

Sex Ke Baad Wife Ko Geela Geela Sa Laga To Patni Ne Pucha

Patni: “Oye, Condom Kyu Nahi Lagaya?”

Santa: “Yaar Condoms Ke Pack Pe Likha Thha, Don’t Use If Seal Is Broke

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Apni General Knowledge Bhadao

Roti Ka Ek Tukda Saat Seconds Ke Baad Pet Me Pahunchta Hai.

Insani Baal Teen Kg Tak Ka Wazan Utha Sakta Hai.

Har Mard Ke Lund Ki Lambai Uske Hath Ke Anguthe Se Double Hoti Hai.

Ladies Mardo Se Zyada Palkein Jhapkati Hai.

Aur Aapka Dhyaan Abhi Bhi Anguthe Pe Hai, Naap Le Beta Naap Le.

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Tharki Mallika Sherawat, Kisi Ko To Baksh De

Mallika Sherawat Ki Gali Mein Kelewala Aaya, Mallika Bahar Aayi To Kele Wale Ne Kaha.

Kelewala: “Behenji Kele Le Lo, Bahut Mote Aur Swadisht Hai”

Mallika Sherawat: “Kaise Diye?”

Kelewala: “Aath (8) Rupaye Mein (12)”

Mallika Sherawat: ” Sath (7) Mein Tera (13) Deta Hai To Bol“

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Jutha Jyotish, Pakhandi Kahi Ka

Beti 10000 Rs Kama Ke Ghar Aayi To Uska Baap Usko Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaya

Baap: “Juthe Pankhadi Jyotish, Tune Kaha Tha Ki Meri Beti Kuch Nahi Kamayegi, Dekh Ye 10000 Rs Kama Ke Laayi Hai”

Jyotish: “Bhai Sahab, Mene Iske Hath Ki Rekha Dekhi Thi, Chut Ki Nahi“

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Jo Sun Na Sake Use Kya Kahenge?

English Ki Teacher Class Mein Pappu Se Puchti Hai.

Teacher: “Chalo Pappu Batao, Jo Sun Na Sake Use Kya Kahenge?”

Pappu: “Use Madarchod, Maa Ke Lode, Behenchod, Behen Ka Loda, Kuch Bhi Keh Do, Konsa Sun Lega…“

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Dost Dost Na Raha, Pyar Pyar Na Raha

Santa Apni Biwi Ko Sex Mein Santushti Dene Mein Asmarth Tha.

Ek Din Tang Aakar Usne Apne Dost Banta Se Salaah Li.

Usi Raat Santa Ne Apni Biwi Se Sex Karte Hue Puchha

Santa: “Darling, Aaj Tumhe Kuch Fark Lag Raha Hai?”

Biwi Khush Hote Hue: “Haan Janu, Aaj Tum Bilkul Banta Ki Tarah Kar Rahe Ho“

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Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga

Santa Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.”

Dost: “Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?”

Santa : “Ghanta Bhenchod, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.”

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Free Fund Ke Maje

Do Ladkiya Golf Khel Rahi Thi Tabhi Ek Ne Jor Se Shot Mara Jo Door Kahi Golf Khel Rahe Ladke Ke Jakar Laga.

Ladke Ne Chillate Hue Apne Haatho Se Apni Tango Ke Beech Wale Hisse Ko Jor Se Pakad Liya

Bechare Ki Shakal Dekh Ke Lag Raha Tha Ki Use Kafi Dard Ho Raha Tha.

Tabhi Ladki Waha Pahunch Gayi Aur Boli: “Dekhiye Mein Sharminda Hu. Par Mein Doctor Hun Aur Apke Dard Ko Theek Kar Dungi”

Ladki Ne Uski Pent Ko Khola Aur Apna Haath Andar Daal Kar Uske Lund Ko Sahlane Lagi Aur Usko Muh Mein Dalkar Chuskar Boli.

Ladki: “Abb Apko Kaisa Lag Raha Hai?”

Ladka Bola: “Lag To Bahut Achha Raha Hai Par Madam, Mere To Haath Mein Chot Lagi Thi“

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Itna Bhed-Bhav Kyu Hai?

Budha Ek Ladki Se Takra Gaya.

Budha Bola: “Sorry”

Girl Gusse Se: “Stupid”

Tabhi Ek Handsome Sa Ladka Usi Ladki Se Takra Gaya.

Ladka Bola: “Sorry”

Girl Muskurate Hue: “It’s Ok”

Budhe Ne Ye Suna Aur Ladki Ke Pass Aakar Gusse Se Bola

Budha: “Madarchod, Meri Sorry Ki Spelling Galat Thi Kya“

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Ek Bat Jo Vakiye Hi Sach Hi

Baba Saxidas Ki Ek Baat Palle Bandh Lo..

Ki Share Bazaar Ka Fund Aur Haathi Ka Lund Kabhi Haath Mein Nahi Aata.

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Samjhne Wale Samajh Jayenge Aur Baki Ke Log Kahenge Ki Bakwas Joke Thha :p

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Palat Ke Jawab Dena To Pappu Se Sikhe

Pappu Ne Gali Mein Jati Hui Ladki Ko Ungli Kardi.

Ladki: “Andha Hai Kya, Dikhta Nahi Hai”

Pappu: “Kyu Kya Hua, Sahi Jagah Nahi Gusi Kya?“

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Na Ghar Ka Raha, Na Hi Ghaat Ka

Ek Aurat Ghar Par Akeli Thi Tabhi Darwaje Par Dastak Hui,

Usne Darwaja Khola To Ek Admi Khada Tha, Darwaja Kholte Hi Bola

Aadmi: “Tumhare Paas Chut Hai Kya”

Aurat Gabra Kar Dawaja Band Kar Deti Hai.

Agle Do Din Bhi Yahi Kram Chla To Aurat Ne Akhir Tang Aakat Ye Baat Apne Pati Ko Batai.

Pati Bola: “Chinta Mat Karo Aaj Jab Wo Aayega To Main Ghar Par Hi Hounga Aur Darwaje Ke Piche Khada Rahunga. Tum Use Bole Dena Ki Tumhare Paas Chut Hai”

Shaam Ko Jaisi Hi Wo Admi Aaya To Pati Darwaje Ke Pichhe Chhip Gaya.

Patni Ne Darwwaja Khola To Admi Bola: ” Tumare Paas Chut Hai Kya?”

Aurat Boli: “Haan, Mere Paas Chut Hai”

Aadmi Hath Jod Kar Bola: “Hai To Apne Pati Ko Kyun Nahi Deti ?, Woh Sala Meri Biwi Ki Chut Ke Pichhe Kyo Pada Hua Hai?“

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Idhar Kuan Udhar Khayi

Ek Admi Ke Office Mein 25 Ladkiyaan Kaam Karti Thi.

24 Ladkiyo Ne Sexual Harrasment Ke Liye Uske Upar Mukadma Kar Diya

Aur 25vi Ladki Ne Uske Upar Bhedbhav Karne Ka Mukadma Kar Diya.

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Pepsi – Ye Dil Maange More

Chut Mein Mota Lund Jaate Hi Callgirl Chillayi: “Ooi Maaa PEPSI.”

Ladka: “Saali Iss Time Tujhe Pepsi Yaad Aa Rahi Hai?”

Girl: “Chutiye Pepsi Matlab Please Enter Penis Slowly Inside.“

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Aaj To Kismat Ne Bacha Hi Liya

Ek Vayapari Ke Uper Adalat Mein Blaatkaar Ka Mukadma Chal Raha Tha.

Judge: “Blaatkaar Kis Din Hua?”

Vakeel: “31 March Ko”

Judge: “Mujrim Ko Ba-Ijjat Bari Kiya Jata Hai, March End Ki Tension Mein Lund Khada Hi Nahi Ho Sakta“

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Kon Puchta In Ladkiyo Ko?

Ladkiya Agar Gori Na Hoti,

Ladkiya Agar Sohni Na Hoti,

Ladko Ke Dil Ki Chori Na Hoti,

Koi Na Puchta Unke Husn Ko Dekh Kar

Agar Unki Tango Ke Bich Mein Mori Na Hoti.

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Jitna Mile Utne Pe Sabar Karo

Santa Apni Girl-Friend Ke Boobs Choos Raha Tha.

Ladki Ko Tharak Chadd Gayi Aur Wo Boli: “Tumhe Kuch Aur Nahi Chahiye?”

Santa: “Dudh Ke Sath Do-Teen Biscuit Mil Jate, To Maja Hi Aa Jata“

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Idea To Patni Ka Mast Hai

Kabrastan Mein Ek Aadmi Ki Laash Aayi Usse Dafnane Lage Toh Kabrastan Wale Ne Usski Patni Ko Bola.

Kabrastan Wala: “Mam, Aapke Pati Ka Lund Khade Hone Ke Karan Kabar Bandh Nahi Ho Rahi”

Patni Gusse Se: “Kaat Ke Uski Gand Mein Daal Do, Bas Pure Shehar Mein Bas Ek Yahi Gand Bachi Hai Jo Ussne Nahi Mari“

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Nishani Pyar Ki Sambhal Ke Rakhi Aaj Tak

Ek Ladki Ki Shaadi Hoti Hai Toh Woh 50 Rupaye Aur Ek Machis Bhi Apne Sath Lati Hai.

Pati Suhag Raat Per Usse Puchta Hai: “Yeh Sab Kya Hai?”

Ladki Darte Hue Boli: “Jab Bhi Mera Koi Boy Friend Mujhe Chodta Thha Toh Main Nishani Ke Tor Par Ek Rajma Ka Dana Machis Mein Daal Leti Thi”

Tab Pati Machis Kholkar Dekhta Hai To Uss Mein Se Teen Dane Rajma Ke Niklte Hai. Soch Kar Maaf Kar Deta Hai.

Phir Puchta Hai: “Aur Yeh 50 Rupee Kiss Liye?”

Patni Boli: “Ji, Vo Chaar Kilo Rajma Bech Diye Thhe Yeh 50 Rupaye Usske Hai“

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Paisa Hi Sab Kuch Nahi Hota Dosto

Badi Murgi Aur Choti Murgi Mein Bahas Chal Rahi Thhi

Badi Murgi: “Mera Andaa To Rs 3.50 Mein Jaata Hai Tera To Sirf Rs 3.25 Mein”

Choti Murgi: “Chal-Chal Rehne De Yaar Chawanni Ke Liye Kaun Apni Gand Fadwaaye“

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Kamal Ki Choot

Ek Baar Santa Train Mein Ja Raha Tha.

Uske Samne Ek Ladki Mini-Skirt Dale Bethi Thi Aur Ussne Panty Bhi Nahin Pehni Thi.

Santa Maje Se Usski Choot Ko Dekh Raha Tha, Achanak Ladki Santa Ko Boli.

Ladki: “Kya Tum Meri Choot Dekh Rahe Ho?”

Santa Chonk Gaya.

Ladki Boli: “Koi Baat Nahin Dekho Dekho Badi Special Hai”

Santa Hairan Hoke Bola: “Achha, Kya Special Hai?”

Ladki Boli: “Meri Choot Aankh Bhi Marti Hai”

Aur Ussne Choot Se Aankh Marwa Di. Santa Hairan Ho Kar Dekhta Raha.

Ladki Boli: “Meri Choot Smile Bhi Pass Karti Hai”

Aur Ladki Ne Apni Choot Hila Kar Smile Bhi Pass Karwa Di.

Santa Phir Hairan Ho Kar Dekhta Raha.

Ladki Ko Ab Tharak Chadd Gayi Thi, Vo Bade Pyar Se Santa Ko Boli,

Ladki:  “Idhar Aaao Aur Iss Mein Apni Do Ungaliyaa Daalo”

Santa Hairan Hoke Seat Se Uchalta Hua Bola: “Oh Teri, Kya Yeh Seeti Bhi Maarti Hai?“

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Gareeb Aadmi Ki Bhi Kya Zindagi Hai?

Mallika Sherawat Ne Ek Din Station Pe Jana Tha Aur Uski Car Kharab Thhi.

To Usne Sadak Pe Jaati Ek Taxi Rukwayi Aur Driver Se Boli.

Mallika Sherawat: “Station Chaloge?”

Driver: “Ji Haan Chalunga”

Mallika Sherawat: “Kya Loge?”

Driver Udas Hote Hue: “Garib Banda Hun Ji, Chut To Aap Dogi Nahi, Paise Hi De Dena“

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Ladko Ke Sath Nainsaafi Kyu?

Kya Kabhi Kisi Ne Socha Hai Ki Hum Ladko Ke Saath Na-Insaafi Hoti Hai

Jab Ladki Pregnent Ho To Usski Saari Friends,

Usske Pet Pe Hath Pher Ke Kehti Hai “Congrtultions“,

Lekin Koi Bhi Ladko Ka Lund Pakad Kar Nahi Kahti “Well Done – Well Done“.

Aakhir Kyu?

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Ek Talak Ka Case Aisa Bhi

Adalat Mein Ek Pathan Miya Biwi Ke Divorce Ka Case Aaya,

Patni Ne Rote Hue Judge Ko Kaha.

Patni: “Mera Pati Aaj Tak Sirf Mere Pichhe Se Hi Karta Hai”

Ab Judge Bhi Pathan Thha Ye Sun Kar Hairani Se Bola

Judge: “Achha, Isske Alava Bhi Koi Aur Jagha Hoti Hai Kya?“

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Hijde Ki Deshbhakti

Ek Hijde Ko Deshbhakti Ka Bada Shonk Thha, Ek Bar Usne Socha Ki Main Bhi Army Join Kar Lu.

Wo Army Ke Sare Test Pass Kar Gaya Par Medical Mein Doctor Bola.

Doctor: “Aapka To Lund Hi Nahi Hai, Aap Naukri Kaise Kar Paoge?”

Hijda Gusse Mein Aake Bola- “Kyun Doctor Sahab, Aapko Goli Chalwani Hai Ya Apni Maa Bahan Bhi Chudwani Hai“

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Matalabi Ladke

After Sex Girl Apne Boyfriend Pappu Se Puchti Hai.

Girl: “Jaanu Tum Mujhse Shaadi Kab Karoge?”

Pappu: “Darling, Do Idli Aur Ek Medu Wada Ke Liye, Koi Pura Hotel Kharidta Hai Kya

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Aakhir Govt. Humse Chahti Kya Hai?

Paneer: 200/- Per Kg

Petrol: 74/- Per Ltr

Condoms Sirf: 5/- For 3 Pcs

Aakhir Govt. Humse Chahti Kya Hai?
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Ladki Ko Khilao Mat…

Ghumao Mat…

Bas…

Lage Raho…

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Jee Rahe Hai Hum Unki Yaad Mein

Chodumal Khan Sahab Apni Girlfriend Ke Chhod Jane Ke Bad Uski Yaad Mein Dube Rahte Thhe.

Aur Isi Baat Pe Ek Din Unhone Shayari Likh Di.

Zindagi Par Blue Filmo Ka Saaya Hai,

Choot Ka Sukh Humne Kaha Paya Hai,

Hum To Sust Rahte Hai Kisi Ki Yaad Mein.

Log Samjhte Hai Ki Aaj Fir Muth Mar Ke Aya Hai

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Daag To Achhe Hai, Surf Excel Hai Na

Pappu Ek Din Pair Fisalne Ki Wajah Se Naali Mein Gir Gaya

Ek Ladki Ne Usko Dekha Aur Muskura Ke Boli

Ladki: “Surf Excel Hai Na, To Daag Achhe Hai”

Pappu Girne Ki Wajah Se Vese Hi Tension Mein Thha Ye Sun Kar Bola.

Pappu: “Daag Itne Hi Achhe Lagte Hai To Whisper Na Lagaya Kar“

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Miya Biwi Ho To Aisi

Ek Lady Apne Pati Ki Absence Mein Shop Se Condom Lene Jati Hai.

Lady (Shopkeper Se): “Condom Dena”

Shopkeeper: “Har Baar Apke Pati Le Jate Hai Iss Baar Aap Kyu Aaye”

Lady: “Itne Din Mein Out Of Town Thhi Abb Woh Out Of Town Hai“

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